Tis the season, thank God.

I'm so happy that it's finally football season again.

That living room looks ancient.

Paterno's footage was taken from a hidden camera during an actual recruitment visit. I hope I'm that awesome when I'm.. FUCK hes 81. I'll be dead by then.

The Big 10 (lol 11 teams) is the best conference. Fuck this warm weather southern dandy football everyone is playing these days. Texas queers and their 70 degree winters. Global warming is a conspiracy against the Big 10 cold weather football schools.

Big 10 sucks. Its all about the SEC!

Oh, Joe Pa.

There is also a mildly humorous subtitled version, but I feel Zombie Paterno stands on his own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFB42nb8PkE&feature=related

I was mildly amused throughout, but JoePa's freakout at the end really puts this one over the top.

Yet another thing that bums me out about moving away from the Midwest to the Southwest is that ESPN doesn't cover the Wolverines games as religiously as my former local ABC affiliate does.

Big 10 network is available to everyone except those living in Champaign, Illinois XD.

As an alumnus, I'm a big Penn State fan, and a big Paterno fan. So it pains me to say this, but my god that's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

Seeing this now in 2015, Joe Paterno's "Come to Penn State" grunt is even creepier.