I screamed and cried like a little girl for precisely the reason you didn't.

you suck

AND ANOTHER THING WHAT KIND OF MANAGER IS LETTING THAT FREE CREDIT REPORT GUY SING AND PLAY GUITAR DURING HIS SHIFT AT THAT RESTAURANT I MEAN IT IS TOTALLY UNREALISTIC

PS THE BURGERS AT FAST FOOD PLACES DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY DO IN THE ADS, I MEAN WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

but then the dog would die

That's what the dog perked up to look over the hood.

The lettering's Thai (Although they do look kinda similar, now that you mention it).

People talk about doing it doggy style, so dogs do it "human style." Or something. Struck me as a bit of a play on sexual position terms, but then again it's really late and I'm really tired.

Guys. It's a 30 second commercial. If you're thinking about it this much, you have problems. Christ.