FIVE STARS!!!! YES!!!!

That was...that was beautiful.

Natural selection.

"What's wrong?"

30 seconds of two retards screaming and writhing in agony = WIN!!!

Absolutely perfect. Best busted-taibone wailing in history.

"You guys okay?"

This is why I never underestimate the stupidity of wrestling fans.

I think that went about as well as could be expected.

it's not THAT good, jeez

Sometimes people really do deserve the bad things that happen to them.

Give these guys some time to heal up, and I'm sure they'll be back in the form of a darwin award.

pussies

I love that someone very close to these people eventually said, "let's put this on the Internet".

I encourage all back yard wrestling fans to emulate these two brave heroes.

Two more promising careers cut short. NEVER GIVE UP THE DREAM

AAAAUGH! OH!! AAAAUGHHHH!!!!

what is that brown stuff the camera focuses on for a second?

I can't help but NOT feel sorry for those two. Marvelous...simply marvelous.

What would make me watch this again after so long.

A flawless plan!

The "Whats wrong dude?" has to be the best question ever, asked to guys who fell on thier heads

Considering just HOW BADLY this could have turned out, it looks as though they got off lucky

it never gets old

Some of the earliest poeTV videos are still the best.

Hard to see but he landed on a cob of corn.

I wish to hell I had a sixth star to give.

Definately a POE hall of famer

oh thank goodness, I was about to go out and try that..

Idiots+gravity=Pure joy

What can I even add?

The video is awesome, but the title is misleading. WWE did not sanction this event. WWE only works with highly trained wrestlers, and cares for their safety.

I love how this was one of the earliest - and still one of the best - submissions to our wonderful site.