obama smokes.
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I would also hit it.

Five stars before the Obamites one star it into oblivion because they forgot how to laugh.

Fighting for your right to get obese and waste money!
...well, fighting for your right not to hear from anyone that its a bad idea at least.

Four stars cause its not that bad an effort.

This is adorable.

Maybe it's because PoE is basically my filter for propaganda a lot of the time but, uhh...again I have to ask...is this meant to be some kind of attempt to vilify Barack Obama? I know one of the right's main attacks on the left is the OH NOEZ THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE card.

I can't tell if this is actual funny conservative humor or if it's liberal humor making fun of the conservative viewpoint. That makes it excellent.

A funny conservative!

Even funnier because the Bush presidency erodes your personal freedoms by the barrel!

You know, if you're going to be a douchebag, you can at least put in the effort to do it right, and that's exactly what I see here.

The only time I've ever actually chuckled at conservative "humor". But Mary Ham is a terrible human being.

If i had a nickel for every time my Lance Bass N'SYNC doll jumped up and knocked a cigarette out of my mouth.... I'd have a nickel.

I disagree with the description here. I am normally terrified by dolls, but that one is adorable.