That guy with the controller, I don't think he's all there.

You all need to understand that Fee just bought an Atari and a shitload of games, and he's been checking the mail obsessively all week waiting for it to get here.

If I walk into the front room to find him staring in a 70s watercolor horror-rictus like in this commercial I'm going to send the damn thing back. AND HE'D BETTER BE MAN ENOUGH TO SHARE, TOO.

This just seems like the mock-up for the real commercial. Was there an actual commercial made?

When you give a man an Atari, he develops severe autism in seconds.

When Atari just started they couldn't afford the luxury of tweeners.