in this scene:

woman breathing after being strangled

missing from this scene:

ethereal snake

monkeys on leashes

waterfall that flows upwards


this movie was an oregon vortex of obvious mistakes.

heck, even I could do THAT!

Either she has some Really bad karma or he had some Really good karma. Since he defied the laws of physics, I'm going to assume it's his.

This is also how he got that part in Zoolander.

This is such a fucking retarded movie. It's wonderful.

That's a horribly applied triangle.