WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OTHER PEOPLES REFRIDGERATORS!?

5 stars.

I had a friend who's mother kept a lot of pets, maybe 40-50 at a time (she was a vet assistant and had a soft spot for animals in need). When some of the sickly animals would inevitably die, they stored them in ziploc bags of varying sizes in the freezer and then had a mass burial once a year.

Kind of weird, but those folks were cool anyway.

one time a vegetarian friend walked into their bathroom to see a whole goat marinating for a barbecue in the tub, that was awesome.

P.S. other people's refrigerators

Crispin Glover is, nearest as I can tell, awesome.