Elder brother is the guy who, if he didn't plan for this to be on YouTube before the ramp was even set up, immediately did right when they set up the fifth can.
Also, I want to slap the LOL right out of his goddamn mouth.
If you want to adopt a child, they'll check all the way to your fucking colon to make sure that you're the perfect parent and that you'll will raise the next Stephen Hawking/Bruce Lee. But if you just wanna knock your girl up, then sure, you can put them little bastards on a bike and Evil Knievel'em for all anyone cares.
Part of your responsibility as an older brother is to goad your siblings into doing harebrained, dangerous things for your amusement. It's BIRTHRIGHT MAN.