You just stay RIGHT THERE, water; try to get away this time, and I can't be held responsible for my actions, comprende?

DAMN YOU TOILET WATER RRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK YOU WATER FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

Would've been better if he'd been barking, but I mean, still, five stars.

It's therapy for something that happened to him when he was a puppy.

Chasing a possum?

fuckin' jack russells are crazy. my sister's used to try to attack the fireplace whenever it was burning wood. that fortunately ceased after two or three "successful" fights

and the hair, well, it grew back

So apparently all Jack Russell Terriers have a venemous hatred of one or two common household items because I knew one that would start a fight with a plant with little to no provocation.

Hey, *I* used to do this too!!!
Up until about 2 weeks ago...

Worst dogs ever bred.