Umm, sniffing and huffing are totally different things. Huffing is something that drop-out punks do to forget the dicks they sucked last night to stay warm. Sniffing is a refined and elegant practice that is always followed by physical comedy.

Thank you for that enlightening distinction - from extensive personal experience, no doubt.

Like I've never done crack, but I've freebased a few times.

Like I've never committed First Degree Murder, but I've had to kill a bitch or two.

Also this video is perfect in every way, for a number of hilarious applications.