The only semi-decent role she had was in Total Recall and only because she got a bullet in the forehead

Self-proclaimed Mensa member Sharon Stone.

Sharon Stone wanted the crack.

i hear she's a genius

hey, maybe he DID spend it on crack and just didn't want to say. that's really insensitive.

some celebrity taint licking show

Why am I supposed to care again? Oh, it wasn't a roast? Meh.

How she remains some form of celebrity is beyond me. Aside from the Antz or whatever thing, has she DONE a movie that's made money since... shit, the first Basic Instinct? I thought she was some form of unannounced industry failure project albatross...