I didn't submit this to 73Q because honestly this can't be considered music. Anywhere.

This probably doesn't register to people who haven't lived in Ireland, but Dustin is an inexplicably popular puppet host of children's afternoon television on RTE2. He's like a drunk, retarded Kermit.

Utter shit

So basically this is what would happen if Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was on American Idol.

Except that would probably be funny.

Oh Europe... I'm sorry you've peaked with Lordi.

My favourite song this year so far is True Norse's 'Swedish Orange'. What do you think?

Should have gone with "My Lovely Horse".

Granted, I don't live in Europe so the Eurovision thing is a "sometimes phenomena" for me, but why do people even care anymore? I mean, yeah, you get the occasional Lordi, but every time I've seen a Eurovision act the last few years, it's just some stupid, generic techno thing made using a TECHNO KIT(tm) with some gimmick of KRRRAZY COSTUMES!!

This was made by Ireland's mom overnight when she found out that it hadn't been working on it's project at all the last few weeks.

I'm glad the Europeans have somewhere to celebrate their shitty senses of humor and unending love of generic hi-NRG.

This is amazing. It's like Meet The Feebles came alive.

The theme of Eurovision is decided by whatever was most popular at the previous Eurovision. Thanks to Lordi last year's Eurovision was 80% rock-flavored Euro-pop and the closest anyone got to playing real rock music was the winner of Finnish Idol doing an Amy Lee impression. This year there seems to be a lot of over-the-top wackiness in the vein of Verka Serduchka and general f-you entries like this one.

Oh, and Ireland's entry from last year was worse. Why do I say that? Off-key "traditional" Irish music with lyrics like "the archipelagic icicles have melted like a cage."

This isn't Eurovision, it's Eurosong, Ireland's Eurovision entrant selection show, which means that Dustin won this. He didn't win the Eurovision semifinal, though.

Everything about this video is hideous; thus it is perfect for the site.

The Irish must have been pretty drunk to have voted this song as the representation of the HEIGHT OF POP ART in their nation for the entire year of 2008.