So the first time I saw this I heard the riddle at the beginning and I immediately answered "Mom!" and then I couldn't stop crying for hours.

-1 star.

I agree with the rocks, this is screamworthy.

I'm reminded of the Weeds opening song for some weird reason.

There's that rainbow motif again. I swear, compile all these examples into a book and it could be sold to gullible right-wing conspiracy theorists.

Someone or something named "Bullets" wrote the music for this monstrosity. That deserves at least four stars

Gayer than a picnic basket

them's mean streets for a boy with a Serendipity lunch box.