HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-05-13 Elvis Costello sprang from the womb fully and perfectly formed like Athena.
Robin Kestrel - 2008-05-13 Elvis Costello independently developed the fluid mosaic model of describing the structure of biological membranes one morning over Eggos and tea.
zatojones - 2008-05-14 It is a common misconception that Costello wears glasses. What appear to be glasses are actually a set of sense organs unqiue to Elvis that give him the ability to both read minds and set fires with just a thought.
rroach - 2008-05-14 And despite all of that, he can't dance a good goddamn.
KnowFuture - 2008-05-14 It's New Wave, he doesn't have to.