- 2 stars for Lenin not marching with them in zombie form
+ 7 stars for their uniforms
- 2 stars for not enough commentary until 49 minutes in.
+ 2 stars for marching missiles in the parade
+ 1000 stars for the airplane formation at an hour in

Those are some winning commentators.

"But Russia is just using military designs from the 80s with upgraded electronics!"

"How awful that Russia is a top seller of military weapons to other countries!"

I bet one day Russia is gonna have civil-war reacnaction-esque groups doing the Great Patriotic War. A real national holiday in the making, here.

Could've done with less of the commentators' blabbing, but Russian military hardware is always worth 5 stars.

I don't know, it's not buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of "Rock You Like A Hurricane...