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baleen - 2008-05-12


A tiny Canadian man. It makes me depressed that a tiny Canadian man is going to have sex with that person.


Gill_Sans - 2008-05-12

He's not Canadian, he just got back from visiting Canada.


baleen - 2008-05-12


are you sure. he sounds canadian to me.


boner - 2008-05-12

"Watch oot for snakes".


baleen - 2008-05-12


The link to the full scene is in the description.
I watched some of it.
He isn't that tiny.


Colonel Cowlung - 2008-05-12

It appears to be a young Brandon Iron. He's from Alberta according to wikipedia.

Case Closed!


KJS - 2008-05-12

Hes from Alberta? Whats he doing in America? He should be in
Fort McMurray knee deep in oilsand.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-09-07

if he said 'oot' he's not Canadian.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-05-12

Good thing for her he's a cunning linguist.


Caminante Nocturno - 2008-05-12

So, was the part where he fights and beats up the snake the actual 'porno' part? Because if not, I may have jumped the gun.


Black Napkins - 2008-05-12

My POEtv experience is now complete.


DopeFiend - 2008-05-12

Would bulb if I could.


Nyms Lives! - 2008-07-09

Congrats, you have just WON poeTV!


Harveyjames - 2008-05-12

WOW


ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-05-12

The reluctant "ok." at the very end really makes this.


Maggot Brain - 2008-05-12

I know this looks corny but this really will get you laid.


CornOnTheCabre - 2008-05-12

It's good to see a porno protagonist who actually DESERVES getting laid as opposed to delivering a pizza or failing to install someone's cable.


sosage - 2008-05-12

Except he didn't allow her to swoon and say "My hero". He just assumes it is time to whip it out with a bad pun.


chumbucket - 2008-05-12

a porno breakthrough moment of film...sex with a snake in the first 5 minutes of the "script"


DMKA - 2008-05-12

A breakthrough in adult entertainment.


zatojones - 2008-05-12

She's hot


Camonk - 2008-05-19

I'd let her wrestle my snake. If you know what I mean.


dementomstie - 2008-12-22

yeah, she's hot, but I keep thinking "Giraffe" when I look at her


Jack Cooper - 2009-01-25

She looks like a mannequin.


ProfessorChaos - 2008-05-12

Umm.. Garter Snakes don't get that big.


seriouslyuguys - 2008-05-12

and he didn't fix the cable either


delicatessen - 2008-05-12

It's the porn equivalent of the hero's journey


dementomstie - 2008-05-12

Porno acting meets Ed Wood special effects. Also, we all knew the "not all snakes are dangerous" line was coming.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-05-12

So what movie is this?


Colonel Cowlung - 2008-05-12

Pussy Beat 2

(I looked it up)


snothouse - 2008-05-12

Wow, he beat every last inch of that snake.
And he roughed up that reptile, too!
FART!


Borborygmus - 2008-05-21

i love how he aims his punches right at the snake's spots. It's the little touches.


a flaming monkey - 2008-05-12

It would have made more sense if the snake killed the canadian and then the woman had sex with the snake out of gratitude.


UnderANeonHalo - 2008-05-13

I saw the pun coming (no pun intended) but my god a 10' long garter snake? This is brilliant!


Hooper_X - 2008-05-22

Alienjack beats up a drainpipe while a creepy transsexual watches.

THIS... IS POETV.


Kumquatxop - 2009-04-09

is it bad that this made me laugh more than the actual video?


poples - 2008-06-30

This intro was filmed just to make the actual sex look exceptionally good in comparison. After this kind of thing people are relieved to see a 15-minute close up of his balls flapping around.


soci-o-path - 2008-08-11

Would.


thekidinthehelmet - 2008-08-17

Canada: Come for the snakes, stay for the awkward sexual advances.


RoyCastle - 2009-05-06

that guy pitched backyard sex like an evangelist pitching christianity at the fourth of july ice cream social


Document - 2009-08-03

This is the stuff I worry about missing when I hit fast forward.


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