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A tiny Canadian man. It makes me depressed that a tiny Canadian man is going to have sex with that person.
He's not Canadian, he just got back from visiting Canada.
are you sure. he sounds canadian to me.
"Watch oot for snakes".
The link to the full scene is in the description. I watched some of it. He isn't that tiny.
It appears to be a young Brandon Iron. He's from Alberta according to wikipedia. Case Closed!
Hes from Alberta? Whats he doing in America? He should be in Fort McMurray knee deep in oilsand.
if he said 'oot' he's not Canadian.
Good thing for her he's a cunning linguist.
So, was the part where he fights and beats up the snake the actual 'porno' part? Because if not, I may have jumped the gun.
My POEtv experience is now complete.
Would bulb if I could.
Congrats, you have just WON poeTV!
WOW
The reluctant "ok." at the very end really makes this.
I know this looks corny but this really will get you laid.
It's good to see a porno protagonist who actually DESERVES getting laid as opposed to delivering a pizza or failing to install someone's cable.
Except he didn't allow her to swoon and say "My hero". He just assumes it is time to whip it out with a bad pun.
a porno breakthrough moment of film...sex with a snake in the first 5 minutes of the "script"
A breakthrough in adult entertainment.
She's hot
I'd let her wrestle my snake. If you know what I mean.
yeah, she's hot, but I keep thinking "Giraffe" when I look at her
She looks like a mannequin.
Umm.. Garter Snakes don't get that big.
and he didn't fix the cable either
It's the porn equivalent of the hero's journey
Porno acting meets Ed Wood special effects. Also, we all knew the "not all snakes are dangerous" line was coming.
So what movie is this?
Pussy Beat 2 (I looked it up)
Wow, he beat every last inch of that snake. And he roughed up that reptile, too! FART!
i love how he aims his punches right at the snake's spots. It's the little touches.
It would have made more sense if the snake killed the canadian and then the woman had sex with the snake out of gratitude.
I saw the pun coming (no pun intended) but my god a 10' long garter snake? This is brilliant!
Alienjack beats up a drainpipe while a creepy transsexual watches. THIS... IS POETV.
is it bad that this made me laugh more than the actual video?
This intro was filmed just to make the actual sex look exceptionally good in comparison. After this kind of thing people are relieved to see a 15-minute close up of his balls flapping around.
Would.
Canada: Come for the snakes, stay for the awkward sexual advances.
that guy pitched backyard sex like an evangelist pitching christianity at the fourth of july ice cream social
This is the stuff I worry about missing when I hit fast forward.