Stop, stop right there. You had me at "Starring Ben Vereen as Dragonweed"

I made it to 2:05. Ow.

Never had Dragonweed. Is it as good as Northern Lights?

The narrator reads off the names at the beginning as if we're supposed to be impressed.

Ben Vereen as Dragonweed!

Alyssa Milano as Twinklecrack!

Max Wright as Starlightheroin!

Oh, wow. I had Charmkins toys when I was a tiny thing. They smelled like flowers. FLOWERS!!!

They were sort of the 80s predecessor to Polly Pocket.

I have a tape with a different animated feature on it ("The White Seal"), that has previews of other cartoons on the end. The other previews were just that- previews of other cartoons, you know...with the "Now on video!" speech and stuff.

Then, for some reason, this was slapped onto the end, but just the opening. No "Now on video!" talk or anything, just the opening to this very cartoon. It cuts off abruptly, too. It's very strange, like they accidentally put it on there.

Now I can finally see what comes after "With special guest star, SALLY STRUTHERS as Eleanor Rigby!" Err. Poison Ivy, right.

I didn't make it very far because I didn't like it. At 0:20 there's a maypole in the background which I guess indicates that the Charmkins reproduce sexually, or are at least reverent of sexual reproduction.

I skimmed through it, and I'm telling you right now.

That is a great-ass ending.

Slightly more pedophiles than I would have expected.