Also, internet fame and glory for 45 seconds. And of course, have music like this. That stand-up bass note sounds like the instrument is saying "♫ DUMB ♫"
"Let's light my pants on fire!"
"Naw, man. I mean, I don't have a fire extinguisher or even a garden hose on me if it gets out of hand."
"That's okay, if the fire gets too hot I can just run around aimlessly."