David Hasselhoff with badly photoshopped sunglasses.

I would watch it if he made the full movie. I've got that kind of time.

-1 star because the end logo didn't say "MASK: Das Kinospiel"

I like the guy putting on the ridiculous helmet

Why was I so surprised to see David Hasselhoff in this?

I can't believe we went to war with such an excellent people!

Collapsible colander death ray!

Stop trying to claim Airwolf, MASK! Stop it now!