Wow. Richie Rich had some issues later in life.

Traveling the world in search of adventure's not that impressive if you're the richest girl in the world.

Conflicting logos don't matter when you're the world's richest girl!

I'm not sure the writers put a lot of thought into naming Goldie's newspaper. I can't remember the last time the Wall Street Journal sent someone out to do an expose on evil Aztec statues come to life. That's more the Chicago Tribune's thing.

by the seat of their pants

Goldie was very worried about the fact that she was hanging over a river of lava before being strapped to a rocket, but was relieved when she saw herself fending off a monster with a fire hose.

As for Jack, he kind of looks like a smarmy asshole who tries to hit on women by telling them about his adventures. Right in front of Goldie, too. The jerk.

And remember, she's rich so she plates everything she owns in gold, like the newpaper building. Because that's what rich people do. Plus the editor in chief is a straight-up J. Jonah Jameson ripoff. Courtesy Ruby-Spears, started up by two ex H-B knuckleknobs with the goal of out-sucking Hanna-Barbera I guess.

PS Character designs by Jack Kirby.

The Aztec mummy they hired for this show hadn't registered with the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

I'd like to fly on that airplane with a swimming pool on the top deck, though.

Man, I am severely let down. I'd never seen this show before, so from the preview image, I was hoping that the white guy and the black guy were Goldie Gold and Action Jack, respectively.

Was that a flying motorcycle? Or was it a HUGE motorcycle? Or was it a tiny street?