Oh good, I thought we lost him... our precious bastion of "lulz".
"Your daughter is acting like a little bitch." Straight to her face. Hehehehehehehe.................. No wonder he hates women.

I love his new hairstyle, it's very paladin.

I don't think he realizes what he's doing. But, by no means will I tamper with this comedy gold factory.

A little girl broke my pool. -> Horrible misogyny followed by immediate realization of own virginity. -> Everyone should die in a fire. -> HOWTO: Repair a Nintendo. -> My life is a failure and I want to die.

Thousands of stars.

hell raising beans

Does anyone really use fuckwheats instead of children?

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely fuckwheats.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

1) needs more beer drinking, followed by an immediate wince showing us that he actually cant stand beer but drinks it anyway to convey to us that he's awesome

2) I think I spotted a bit of wall-eye

oh its that shithead that stole pee wees bike

Dang. He's completely indescribable. I'll be such a better parent to my three kids now that I've heard his sagely advice.

Oh thank god.

"Children come from women (reflective dramatic pause). AND THAT THPEAKS FOR IT-THELF DOETHEN'T IT?!?!?!?"


Absolutely.

STOMP STOMP STOMP
"Stacy, your daughter is being a REAL BITCH right now!"

"Demonius, what is wrong, honey? Calm down and explain in an inside voice what's bothering you. You know, like they told you in that special school you-"

"Can it, MOM!"

"Demonius, I really don't appreciate that word. She just a little girl and my daughter, after all."

"Stacy, I'm entitled to MY OPINION and that little BITCH is breaking my pool! MY POOL!"

"Just calm down. I'll go out there and explain to Sylvia that-"

"I hate her! I'll kill her! She's destroying and breaking everything! She's doesn't have any discipline and she deserves to die! Everyone deserves to die! WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?! BREEDING!! POPULATION!! ASTERIOIDS AND STARTING ANEW!! DIE, WORLD, DIE!!"

...

I didn't get much farther than "i'm demonsex" and "i hate children because...". I assumed the rest was "because they run too fast for me to eat them"

Ah, I knew that he would be back eventually. What is with his new lair?

pestimists

1:25 is foreshadowing for 8:00!

I knew it was only a matter of time. He came back penitent for his past racism, and made some boring Wii reviews. Then, a lull in production. And now he has come full circle.

This is probably the funniest Demonius X clip I've seen, but I'm starting question whether it's really him. He really does look a lot younger and his voice sounds different. Also, the backdrop of filth and squalor has changed.

The funny moments in this (neck jiggling, hell beans, "pestimists") are vastly outnumbered by the sheer horror. Five stars for being more repugnant than I thought possible.

If children don't like him, I think there's an instinctual reason for it. Children are like little people that way. They have loser radar just like the rest of us.

He's like the fat, psychotic. white trash version of W.C. Fields.

Jeez, he's actually gotten worse/better.

He desperately needs a Laurel to his Hardy.

This is just really fucking sad.

Do the same people who find this amusing think a homeless drug addict who jabbers at a fire hydrant is funny?

This is tragic.

A ha, I missed this guy the first time around.

I can't get the image of Demoniusx in a vinyl kiddie swimming pool out of my head.

Kill Me.


Also:
"Parents, if you want your children to be well adjusted members of society like me, discipline them!"

He's gotten fatter. Glorious.

meat loaf?

Hell raising beans. Also didn't call the a bitch in real life

Starts a little slow, but when he gets rolling he's back in top form.
Needs more beer / sword, but otherwise it's top-notch.

This guy is what I see whenever I hear any childfree person go a-ranting.

He's just jealous because he can't see his cock when he showers.

NO NOT MY FAIRCHILD CHANNEL F SYSTEM

IT IS RARE AS FUCK

He looks like he's wearing a mask made out of human skin.

LIER ABOUT YOUR FAT LEG.

Sonfabitch how did I miss this on the front page?!!

Why is this the only Demonious vid he hasen't removed? First time I've actually heard his mellifluous voice.
A real pest-ti-mus.

I notice a lot of paranoid delusionals are overly irritated toward rambunctious youth in that they percieve their antics as a direct interference with their lives somehow.
Or could be that he's a cunt.

"I think this came out after the SP".. uh, that IS an SP.

Also, misogyny, hate, 'role model', etc. This guy's a real piece of work.

He thinks he's so creative. How cute.

Oh my lord, I am really late to the DemoniusX party.





I am glad I think like this, but am not as fat, or post youtube videos.

This has to be dumbest Demonius X video ever. Bitch for fifteen minutes about you leaving out a children's toy and a *gasp* CHILD daring to PLAY WITH IT?! Next thing you know it, all those Harry Potter books I left on lawn will be MANHANDLED!

Hell-raising beans of fucking annihilation!