3 stars for childhood memories of summers in New Jersey, but daymn.

-4 stars for spending at least 20 hours of my formative years in New Jersey watching this ad on endless loop during daytime television.

There was a kid's pizza shop near my home that sounded like this.

I REMEMBER

This made it to Philadelphia via WPIX. This song echoes in my head occasionally.

This thing got all the way out to boondock central Pennsylvania.