it's the final shot that makes it for me: Mannequin Gets Nudged by Whale.

seriously replayed that part about 25 times....

For a second, I read the title as "Maineland." I was wondering what's so great about an amusement park where you trap lobsters, get blind-stinking drunk, and say "a-yup." I was greatly disappointed when I realized what it actually was.

Walrus King does not strike me as a good ruler.

We had Marine World where I grew up, and the first time I was taken there I said a silent prayer that we would find a rollercoaster somewhere in the park. It took God about 10 years to answer that prayer and turn the park into a Six Flags, by which point I understood what a stupid idea it was to have a rollercoaster in a zoo.

Just moved from the Great Lakes area to the American SW.
This clip makes me miss Canada :(

Um, that was interesting, but I was kind of hoping for an ad for the Marines, and I was wondering where exactly their lands would be.