This thing got pulled off youtube really quick. Don't know how long this will work.

Y'all better watch this now, because it won't last long.

"What a beautiful thing, maybe one day all SPs (critics of Scientology) are wiped out"

Pray that if you're in an accident that Tom doesn't drive by: 'cause if he does, he will come to you and push the paramedics aside, because he feels he is the only one who really knows how to help.

But let's keep this on the down low, if Tom finds out what I'm saying he'll declare me an SP and use his psychic powers against me.

Grandiosity, veiled threats, emotionally labile, hypomania, even more grandiosity...wow, Katie Holmes' life must be a barrel of laughs.

"Maybe someday people will only read about SPs in history books, AWGHAHAHAHAHAH KAAPOW"

How long until this guy cracks and starts ranting about interdimensional aliens like Hubbard?

He seems really focus. I wish I had such a strong faith. There is a lot missing in my life that seems present in Tom Cruise's. This video makes me wonder about the path he took and if it is one that I make take in my life.

KS-what?

ps. this guy is nutty as a nut in a can of mixed salted nuts

This cannot end well.

LRH - you are teh winnar.

Best fake religion ever.

"I think about all the people out there who are depending on m...(stops himself)...us."

You could evoke quite a violent reaction if you told him that he has a double chin.

Wait wait wait. So this clip was produced not by some caughtya-acting-stupid celeb news show, but by the Scientologists themselves?

He convinced me, I'm converting

It turns out that being a closeted gay is probably the least of his problems.

I watched the whole thing but still don't understand Scientology better.

I think I'm starting to get why it appeals to celebrities though.

I couldn't sit through the whole thing, but what I saw was crazy enough for five stars.

"Blah blah blah blah insanity blah blah blah crazy bla bla mood swing bla unstable bla."

One of the best arguments against choosing a "sober, drug-free lifestyle" ever.

The craziest thing about this video is that with all the mania, the obsession, the cultishness, etc, what rises to the top is actually so basic and so boring: some actor's tiresome narcissism.

Honestly, he sounds no different than any other at-least-moderately-successful roughly-middle-aged achievement-obsessed douchebag I've ever met. You'd never get a word in edgewise if you were having dinner with this guy.

Tom would like to go and romp and play... but he CAN'T

is this the trailer for Battlefield earth2..if yes where's travolta!?

The thing is I just go thru that teck and it's literally not how to run from an SP, its PTSP shatter supression boing woop gong splat...

Cruise is a minefield of abbrevations. STFU

CoS made this on purpose.
They saw this and decided it represented them.

yo

This man is absolutely terrifying. This is really, really creepy.

I think I know how the Romans felt after Christians started gaining power.

Holy shit, this is like a skit or something where someone said "Hey Tom, why not come and do this, it'll be funny and you'll be poking fun at yourself..."

ONLY IT IS REAL. That really blows me away, for some reason.

"Out of the way, paramedics! I'm the only one that can help!"

What exactly is all this "doing" he is talking about? I honestly don't know. What is he doing that's so important and affecting so many people?

His kids are really going to have some interesting autobiographies, if they're not ruling us all with an iron fist by then.

His forced nervous laughter...

I live in Hollywood and have to deal with Scientologists selling me on "control your life!" while they're basically begging on the street for the benefit of other people every morning. But unfortunately I kind of relate to his sincerely psychotic enthusiasm. My first year in college I decided everyone I knew just had to learn about Godel's Theoerem because it's AMAZING, and I couldn't shut up about it. This is pretty much what I sounded like, I think.

Scientology: Wild and Wooly

I found myself laughing at the same times as him, but I don't think we were laughing at the same things.

Tom Cruise controls the plane of Ultimate Reality

Somebody hand that man a script!

He won an award for being the craziest princess!

good lord... he's quite mad!

That music would drive anyone nuts

Because as a megacelebrity, Tom Cruise can't take vacations.

It's only a matter of time until ALL award shows are like this.

R Kelly's reality would kick his reality's ass, then burn it's clohoowoohhwoooohhwooos.

"Improve conditions."

And its gone.

Call 1-800-TAME-HER

Gawker is keeping it up:
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scie ntology-tried-to-suppress

News about the legal threats here:
http://gawker.com/5002319/church-of-scientology-claims-copyrig ht-infringement

"they don't do that to me. not to my face"

Except that dude who squirted you with a water gun

and except for that dude who handed you a Guy Fawkes mask to sign.

I was determined to watch the whole nine minutes. After minute three, however, the narcissism really started getting to me. To cope, my brain transformed Tom Cruise into a devoted ice cream vendor. A man on a mission. An ice cream mission. To help the world. With ice cream.

I still only got to minute 8 though, and then my brain gave up.

You know, every time I see this I'm amazed at its amateurishness. What was that editing room like?

But the monotonous little riff does serve well to illustrate the empty spaces where Tom gropes to express feelings he may not have in words he does not know.