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Such an amazing look of defeat on those animals faces; They no longer even try to fight the scruff.

I didn't mean to put stars on my earlier comment, oh poo. So yeah, FIVE STARS for this video making it look like all ferret owners are overweight middle aged psychotic women.

I have it on pretty good authority that the ferret shows are just as fucking cut-throat as cat and dog shows.

Rudy was right for once

"For me, it seemed like as my children got older and grew up and moved out that I sort of replaced them with ferrets."

Free lesson for young women: If you think you might someday replace your children with ferrets, just go ahead and buy some ferrets right now. Don't have children, please, just go straight ahead to the crazy and don't look back.

This show will always get five stars from me.

I love all kinds of animals and I'm a big fan of caring for pets and having nice, friendly, owner-pet relationships with your animals. But I really wonder about people who own ferrets. Not only because so many of them are crazy like these ladies (or Wiccans - ferrets are very popular with the Wiccans). Mostly because they fucking stink abominably and there is no way to get around that. You can clean out their cages all day long and bathe them till the cows come home - as soon as they take a dump again that terrible ferret-shit stench permeates everything. Whoever decided that it's awesome to keep mustelids as pets must have lacked a sense of smell. And whoever keeps them in spite of their ferret-shit stench must rank hygiene fairly low on their list of priorities.

I think the "Err err err" is their way of saying "God please no!"

If you have not seen this documentary you must seek it out. It's amazing

I like the lady that makes them into ethnic stereotypes

MORE BEER PLEASE


BECAUSE I'M A MICK YOU SEE

I watched the whole thing at my friend's house. He told me it was amazing, but words honestly cannot describe how awesome it truly is.