LSD is the bomb!

So Joe spends most of his time watching kids vomit? Guess his glory days are behind him.

We lost the war on drugs because of people like you, Jack. Not that I'm complaining.

This episode is the single most awesome thing ever in Dragnet. This clip doesn't even do it justice.

"WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OF THE EXPANDED MIND!"

WHERE ARE THOSE FLASHBACKS THEY'VE BEEN PROMISING US ALL THESE YEARS?

Wait, LSD is worse than heroin?

Also, the parts of this episode featuring "Blue Boy" are classic.

Liquor doesn't cause people to vomit on the sidewalk late at night?

Man, LSD is a billion times worse than heroin and he's got the intense fast-paced monotone to PROVE it, buster!

I started with weed, skipped Heroin and went straight to psychadelics and have yet to have a flashback. I didn't know L Ron Bumquist was real.

I'd love to some Jack Webb in slow motion.

Can you do that for me Internet?

I have been tripping nonstop for about 10 years, now.

I am sampling the shit out of this dialogue for a future music project.

So you can just turn on, tune in, and drop dead, mister.

I remember seeing this episode on a Nick at Night when it was overwhelmingly a viewer's choice Dragnet episode. Now I have to wonder if this popularity wasn't because it was enjoyed ironically by a bunch of formerly drugged-up baby boomers.

I was a kid then, couldn't have been much more than ten years old. I didn't know anything about drugs, and certainly hadn't sampled any. Yet even I somehow sensed something wasn't right with Joe's drug progression model here.

My favorite part of this episode was the paint-eating hippies.

So that's who Keith Olberman channels.

MARIJUANA IS THE LANTERN. HEROIN IS THE MAP. LSD IS THE KEY.

Colonel Pothead concurs.

It's hard to respect your heroes after you see them do a Reagan-esque PSA =(

"LSD is the bomb"

True dat.

Pretty much an accurate summation of the rational behind the war on drugs. Once you drop one cap of acid, you might as well be dead.

Go get 'em, Jack.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say heroin is probably the winner of the ugly contest, not LSD.

A sugarcube?! God, no!

I like how the guy nods after Dragnet says 'LSD is the bomb'.

I'm glad we had this talk.

Watch out for the pure stream of bullshit from 00:14-00:33

"I'm the expert, not you, and my complete lack of medical knowledge and drug experience makes this true"