The three-eyed ogre wearing a fez represents Yuletide cheer and the lizard-wizard is THE BABY JESUS

i have a feeling i need a wiccan to translate for me.

That's the most, uh, "laid-back" epic battle sequence I've ever seen.

"We will do as we please with this... CLAUS."

Also, Trogdor at -2:03. Seriously though, I don't know whether to be terrified at the sheer fetishistic treatment of Christmas or actually kind of enamored with the balls-out crazy direction they took it. I can say that I remember seeing this as a kid, and back then, it was TOTALLY AWESOME. Like a watered down Lord of the Rings.

Why the fuck is there a lion in the North Pole, polar bears aren't fierce enough?

laser axe

Rodan?!?

I remember this, and I thought it was totally awesome when I was a kid. I always wanted them to show this one instead of the lame misfit toys crap one more time.

I was only looking for a funny video, and instead I found the TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS ...

Wow, a Rankin Bass clip that I don't hate with every fiber of my being.

INCINERATE.... THEM!

*turns into beautiful flower...then wilts*

(late to the party)

The Ogre King is voiced by Panthro!