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Desc:'Earn' money playing a condescending, shitty FPS that forces you to pay real money for ammo!
Category:Video Games, Advertisements
Tags:edgy, kwari, HAHA HE DONE SWORE CLETUS, circa-1997 web startup business strategy
Submitted:Merzbau
Date:11/28/07
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Comment count is 19
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-11-28

Why would I want to go to Quarry Heaven?


Brautwurst_Barbarian - 2007-11-28

5 stars because this video fills me with a dark, unholy rage, and I don't know why.

Sure, it's crappy, tries to be "edgy", and the graphics look like shit, but this made me feel worse then a FREEP reading marathon.

WHY?


coprolalia - 2007-11-28

Because people get away with shit while people hold you to a higher standard that's still hard to live up to?

Seriously, this looks like it has to be satirical but by now we all know better. Self-bleeped swearing!


Brautwurst_Barbarian - 2007-11-28

I went to their site.

It's real, and it is terrible.


Xenocide - 2007-11-28

There are so many things wrong with this idiocy I don't even know where to start. I'm glad Merzabu mentioned the whole thing about paying for your ammo, though, since the video somehow neglected to mention that.

This is the gaming equivalent of "SHOOT THE MONKEY, WIN NINE PS3'S!"


KnowFuture - 2007-11-28

It's like the people who make employee training videos are trying to pitch a game.


zatojones - 2007-11-28

TO THE XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEM


Randroid - 2007-11-28

Whoever is responsible for this deserves harsh and demeaning ridicule on his deathbed.


Stog - 2007-11-28

Thank you for officially talking me out of playing, annoying headless Ace Ventura

Why would I want to pay for my own ammo when I can just beat the hell out of your annoying ass and steal your ATM card

You fucking punk


Benzene265 - 2007-11-28

The forums for this game will be glorious. I hope they're archived when the company goes out of business.


athodyd - 2007-11-28

I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES MOM I'M SAVING FOR COLLEGE


Uulanbaatorbaby - 2007-11-28

I hope something "edgy" embeds itself in the developers head very, very soon.


Pandatronic - 2007-11-28

I question the logic of marketing a pay-to-play game to retarded 13 year-olds.


grimcity - 2007-11-28

I wonder if Amway has anything to do with this monstrosity.


Menudo con queso - 2007-11-28

Are there any legal issues with this? I know absolutely bupkis about the laws, but it kinda seems like there could be all kinds of prosecutions down the line.


Xenocide - 2007-11-28

Yeah, it's going to be hilarious.


Rovin - 2007-11-28

Who in the hell is their target market? It's a bad idea to base an entire marketing plan like this around a customer base that:

A. - only earns income via parental allowance

and

B. - won't remain loyal customers because they have attention deficit disorder so badly they'll go do something else before they buy the precious ammo.

Lose/Lose. And also, worst ad quite possibly ever.


AgentOrange - 2007-11-28

The use of curse words is particularly regrettable.


Hooper_X - 2007-11-29

gee i dunno guys i think it looks pretty cool


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