hmmm, Indians are defined by monuments.

Those guys have got some fat little fingers on their hands.

Stroke of genius, rhyming leprechaun with parthenon.

I was blown away by the leprechaun and parthenon rhyme too. Makes me want to go back in time to the days of jingle commercials, as long as they're clever ones.

Some Scotsmen are fifty feet tall and command armies of normal-sized Scotsmen. How'd they get so big? The taste of Kent.