Oh, no

ow

NO

I don't often respond to "shot to the balls" things, but this made me cross my legs.

erk!

Ouch! What are the odds?

Oof, I hope he didn't want to have kids

doink

would have been funnier had he impaled

He should have got extra points for that.

Gadzooks!

he later had an interview but his voice was so high pitched only dogs could hear him.

Ow ow ow ow ow.

A guy at the local college impaled himself through the heart with his polevault uh.. pole and died. Still, probably less painful than that. Wear a cup!

Wear two cups!

-1 for "Hit In The Balls"

+4 for "It's actually funny!"

I yelled out loud. Holy shit ow ow ow ow