It's really too bad this is the highlight of the entire movie.

i've been on a train several times where this has happened with one person and it is not that messy. you just hear clicks, the train stops, and people make ugly faces when they find out what it was.

Soundtrack by Frodo Baggins.

These kids are lucky. When I was in high school, I never had enough friends to do fun activities with.

What the fuck is wrong with Japan?

If real Japanese women are so willing to subject themselves to such a horrible fate, they should date me.

I liked this movie. We should go find a clip of the rolls of skin scene. Like a fruit roll-up. Made of human skin. Also, the ending of this film is pretty hip.

I know the saying is old, but someone, somewhere is masturbating to this.

This made a great animated .gif

Well, I guess it's time to splice this into some good old fashioned stock footage of trains going into tunnels.

Kawaii!

It's a pretty good movie, really.

Dear Japan,

Please go away.

All the best,
Junkyardarmor