When I get MY Heavenly Mansion, I hope it's not next to that singing muppet...

I love the look on the old guy's face when they cut to him when he's talking about aging.

I dunno... those heavenly crowns are pretty cheap looking

Where did he get those numbers? Is heaven one big building? Why New York?

You might be younger, but apparently you're still fugly

Heaven must have a doorman to keep all the "ethnics" out.

Wouldn't truly religious people not care about the material aspects of heaven? Wouldn't they continue to live their lives in the same way as they did wherever they were, in spiritual bliss?

In heaven, there is no aging, but apparently there isn't a no-fatties rule.

Everyone looks so happy about it. Heaven is serious stuff apparently.

I'm not sure bringing a terrifying singing midget onstage is the way to get everyone excited about heaven. Look at those people. They're deeply unnerved.

At first I thought it looked like a Devo video.

At the end I realized it was a David Lynch film.

You know, the "Christmas in Heaven" bit from Monty Python's Meaning of Life suddenly gained a new clarity.

After watching this, I'm pretty sure I *am* 5000 times higher than New York city.

And now we know where Boglins come from.

I love this kind of shit. If someone told me this was a parody, I would have said it was overdone.

Thank God I'm going to Hell.

Fundamentalists are so incredibly materialistic. On the other hand, it would take a lot of fancy mansion to help distract people from that horrible singing goblin.

This is actually looks like a clip from the documentary "Heaven" by Diane Keaton, which used excerpts of the Pirkle short. It's got a real trove of crazy, actually.

I just noticed (after watching this for the 5,000th time) that he has the Ray Charles jerk-to-the-side move.

god may be able to reverse aging but he can't do shit about bad haircuts

heaven sounds pretty fucking superficial

YOU'RE PRETTY AND HAVE A BIG HOUSE

IN HEAVEN

Midget woman looks like illustrations of Professor Umbridge.

Also, the parts in Heaven look like a cross between Monty Python sketch and something from Mork and Mindy.

Heaven will be getting to watch how Jesus deals with THESE nutbags if he comes back today.

Good lord, think of the commute.

Also, were the guys in crowns supposed to literally be the Thrones?

THINK ABOUT IT!