Blendtec has just been gloveslapped.

That can of beans just crapped its innards out, like something out of an Italian gore movie.

Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!!

Oh, those awestruck machine shop workers.

After seeing things like these I really have no idea what hydraulic presses are supposed to be used for.

I wanted to see him try unfolding the Times though.

What the hell was with the foreign guy?