I get this feeling like I've known you for a long time, it's really incredible, isn't it LITTLE BOY.

Oh. well, I guess that answers my question. A bit.

"What a joke this is hahaahahahaha."
"What's so funny?"
"Oh I dunno."

So this wasn't meant to be a comedy?

why does that robot sound like hannibal lectur?

uh

They must work together, for neither of them can survive alone! The little boy needs the robot to protect him, and the robot needs the little boy to say creepy-as-fuck things to.

One good thing about becoming a ninja consultant is that you develop really good people skills.

p.s.: his laugh is probably the best thing in the world, followed closely by the note of genuine confusion when he says "oh, I dunno."

"It's really incredible, isn't it... Little boy..."

nooooooooooooooooo

Danny is being groomed.

You guys seem to be missing the most confusing part: how is one robot hampered by a maiden-voiced little boy going to destroy a PLANET?

Also: Rainbow shield?

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

I'll bet that robot transforms into a big white unmarked van

5 stars!

I'm still waiting for one clip, just ONE CLIP from this show that is sort of competent.

He sounds like Yahtzee.

Once again, as hilariously creepy as this video is, even when you try to put it in the context of a kids cartoon from the 80s, all my stars go to the comments.

A big white unmarked van Decepticon had me in stitches. I think I ruptured my spleen.