A World of Pain...

I needs this on PSP!!!

Fuck yes.

I need the soundtrack.

Odds are that you do not deserve this level of awesome.

I wish this existed. Even if I would end up in the headlines for having played it till I died.

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they rode on giant puppies!

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

Did they summon the power of Christopher Walken in the last boss fight?

the ghosts of a billion dead mosquitoes!

I remember when all games were like this. Except for the bleeding vagina octopus part of course.

DATSUN 180B!!!!

They could have spent their time doing a real game.

I always wondered where that zombie animated gif I had came from.

The super bus plowing over zombie babys is what kicked this up to a full six shades of bad ass.

I'd buy the shit out of this. Hell, I bought Alien Hominid.

SWOON

Somebody make this game, now!

Loses a star because the fact they can block boss attacks ruins my suspension of disbelief.

I know atleast 20 people who would buy a video game in that style! Independent video game? Please!

5 stars for the Walter Sobchak powerup.

I'm too old to understand this.

His name is Paul Robertson. His name is Paul Robertson.

Sold.

THE FINAL BATTLE IS COMING!!!! *Splat*

is that an elvis slug?

I watch this regularly

You know what that needed? A HUD.

Why this isn't the top rated video on this site, I have no idea.

Why don't they make side scrolling beat em ups anymore?

First thing I'm doing when I'm unquestioned lord and master of the galaxy is getting this game made.

This is what you would get if you put a Toxic Avenger DVD and a Final Fight cartridge in a blender.

meh.

Those two dudes are so bad, they don't need to rescue the president to prove it.

Also: Baseball bat that can cut though rope? HARDCORE.

DESTROY THE REGENT!

Also: Christopher Walken?!

I get the feeling this guy just found out his girlfriend is pregnant.

Thankfully games *almost* as cool as this exist on Neo Geo =)

What am I talking about, there's nothing video game related that's as cool as this.

rad

And to think- it could have been THIS instead of alien hominid. SNK (whatever dept does metal slug) needs to hire this kid. Seriously.