i think the smoke got in her eyes.

This game used up all its goodness in the first ten minutes.

I like how he catches fire as SOON AS HE HITS THE GROUND.

Intentionally failing the quick time events was the best part of Tomb Raider: Legend as well.

P.S. The Spider-man 3 game sucked.

I try not to concentrate on looks, but IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A WOMAN?

The lazy eye(s) threw him off.

I don't really understand why this made me laugh so hard.

I'm giving this one star for each time I replayed it and laughed.

Are crash test dummies even flammable?

...whumph

Thank god she exploded out of the gene pool. Jesus. What some beer-gogglesy guy had gotten all busy with that? Huh? Think about that why don't you.

Cutscene promises, cutscene delivers.