God I loved this cartoon. Of course I didn't know it had anything to do with gaming at the time. The episode where Dungeonmaster reveals Venger is his son blew my little kid mind away. How the hell did he become evil, then??? I'm still confused on this.

why does the black woman always gotta be the acrobat.

The mage was always the most useless.

Isn't the job of the Dungeon Master to fill the world with monsters and traps that will kill you? That guy's no fun at all.

The writing staff was all Scientologist.

Also, Venger looks uncannily like Voldemort.

Hank's answer to everything is to shoot it.

NO RIDDLES

I had no idea this show was full of such melancholy characters.

And a fucking faggy baby unicorn.

"What will we do with him once we've got him?"
"WHATEVER IT TAKES!"

Uhm… isn't the Venger voice actor the same as Optimus Prime?

-1 for the conflicting messages you tard!

Why did all 80s fantasy take place in the same rocky wasteland, replete with floating rocks?

As a youngster I used to watch this show religiously. I never really realized how hilariously nerdy it was until rewatching it just now. Thanks, PoeTV.