the inherent irony in this being on YouTube is staggering

Ghost people are miserable because they are living life instead of watching TV. But Betamax is here to help by DEFYING TIME ITSELF! And it lives next to a smoke machine in space!

Youtube has Betamax commercials from 10 years later, and they are still floating in outer space.

Part of the reason Betamax failed is that many people did not feel ready for the responsibilities of being the Controller and Preserver of Time. They felt safer whining about their problems than taking control of their lives through such epic means.

Oh, man. The dude at 5:23 who has apparently had most of his head taken off by a close-range shotgun blast is freaky.

What were you supposed to watch this on?

Just above the Earth, between the clouds and space - BETAMAX, THE CONTROLLER OF TIME, and cased in tasteful wood and sold for about 00...

Ok everybody.....say it with me....


BLUE RAAAAYYYY