Oh, come on, don't hate on Akon! If it weren't for him, and, okay, Cher, we wouldn't have T-Pain offering to BUUUY US A DRAAAAAAAANK every fifteen goddamn minutes on the fucking radio. He is a brave pioneer of the Warbling Vocodered Jackass style.

Akon don't fuck around when he eats a pussy, he dives right into that shit.

WOW. Akon is a total mongoloid.

I am more pissed that he lip syncs than anything.

YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK HER HARD