RIP Quorthon. See you in Valhalla.

That's not cosplay! That's just the way they dress in the dark pagan forests of coldest Scandowegia. And the vocals are actually pretty darn good compared to what you'd expect from a black metal band. Not that this is a band, mind you. No, they're True Viking Warriors, who happen to play axes as well as swing them, and send their foes to heaven, before they send them to hell.

My favorite part? The lyrics are, in fact, sung entirely in English.

Ugh, no.

God, why do they have to ruin awesome guitar & drums with shitty vocals?