Are you Howard Stern?

Dave is always funniest when he's allowed to be mean to people.

Before the time slot jump he acted like this to every guest and it was fantastic. Hes still awesome, but I don't watch his show anymore it feels kind of neutered and the guests are boring celebrities.

Medium relative to what?

I love the delivery on "She's gone already, Chief."

These are always hilarious.

Now I need to see the one where he rides around in a convertible full of tacos.

Damn I love this clip. I think I even saw it when it was on TV. I was so thrilled to find it on youtube. This is one of those rare gems of network TV.

Haven't seen this in a long time.

The "biggest damn burrito" bit always puts me in a laughing fit.

This is some of the only funny stuff to come out of this show in like 10 years.

I'm imagining Stern having a big laugh at that last lady.

I found this a little sharper than I remember him being, "Medium...relative to what?"

Awesome. But it makes me sad to realize how unfunny he has become in recent years...

HE SAID HE'D TAKE TWO HARD ONES

The Burrito Supreme is a little pricey.

Pure genius.