The evil, it burns us!

This deserves the "why the terrorists hate us" tag.

O lord we beseech thee to send your scourge, young Christian Slater

Yes, talent contests. Rule them, and the world is your bitch.

Somehow, they found a title where things would have been far, far worse had they stayed faithful to the original animated form.

It needs to die just for having OMG in the finishing bump.

Is it possible to be named Chloe and NOT be a bitch?

Hey let's basically take the formula of a successful movie like "Mean Girls" then remove subtleness and any other redeeming qualities it had, and make it a spinoff of a franchise of slutty dolls just to make a quick buck off of the little girls who will make their parents take them to this.

Originality, meet thine Doom!

I remember high school serving up boatloads of spaghetti.

OMG! Somewhere in Hollywood an executive learned about netspeak eight years after everyone else did, and he's itching to share his knowledge with the world.

I don't think this movie's going to do very well. The girls are only occasionally dressed like desperate prostitutes. That's not the Bratz we've come to know and love.

I was actually president of my high school's disco club.

For a spit second I thought the accouncer said "Four insufferable friends" and I thought, yeah that sounds about right, before I realized he said "inseperable."

BRATZ 4 REAL OMG

"SHOW SOME BRATITUDE"

I want to find whoever wrote this, grab them by the head, and scream into their face until it kills them.

Man, even the announcer hates this movie. I bet he read this while doing his grocery list.

I know when I was in high school I *always* had trouble with the lunch-time seating charts.

A movie based off dolls based off urban statistics?

I'm sold.

But when are they going to make a "Homies" movie?

At least they're not doing the movie based off the babies who dress like sluts. That--that's something, right?

I... I can't decide what's worse. Whether it's the announcer phoning it in, or the obviously 40-something's idea of what high school is like, or that faux attitude "Girlfriend" song, or the unoriginal plot, or me being reminded of those horrible dolls... yeah, this is wrong on so many levels.

"This summer, four insufferable friends..."