Little too long, but gets a bonus star for the combination of "idiots" and "building implosion" tags, because we know how well those two things go together.
I'm assuming that Clearwater beach means Clearwater, Florida. In which case, Scientology would explain a lot of this. Alternately, given the number of times Mr. Cool flashes the devil horns there, I'm also going with chronic slacker. In either case, enjoy inhaling and then scraping those glass particles from your eyes!