this doesn't need context

TRIALS OF LIFE

That eagle took that deer to the corner of Smackdown Boulevard and Know Your Role Lane.

That's the closest to an RKO out of nowhere nature will ever give me.

How long you figure that falconer was waiting for a tiny deer to run by?

pow! take it deer! take it all...

Damn, eagles rule.

The eagle kicks ass and takes names.

Was I naive to think, at first, that the eagle wouldn't "win?"

At first, I thought I was going to see a bird get beaten up. Then, I saw how big that bird was.

What do you mean what is the context?!? Obviously another Universal Healthcare terrorist training camp.

HEAVEN OR HELL
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL

If the golden eagles and vampire squids from hell ever team up we're going to have a serious problem...

Who could think a bird could kill the shit out a deer? Which is exactly what just happened. The bird is the deer's mother, and it just took the deer to school in the car of pain.

"Nice I got this deer! Uh...now what?"

The context is it's fucking nature.