|Caminante Nocturno |
Japan Break Industries, I love you.
I enjoy demolitions experts who take pride in their work. Next time I need to tear down something I'm calling these guys.
Ive been listening to the japanese version for years, and never knew how great the lyrics were. Assuming this is accurate.
Every Japanese company has its own loyalty anthem, but most are somber and reverent songs. Obviously, JBI has far more style than most companies can possibly aspire to. I support the total destruction of Japan's urban centers if it keeps these guys in business.
I will never, ever hire a company to destroy anything unless they have a badass rock song about all their equipment and how awesome it is. Ever.
I am willing to outsource my demolition needs to these guys
We get it on! We get it on!
|Ow Switch |
|The McK |
I love how literal their name is. "We break Japan, and that's all we do." I want to open a stateside branch called Destroy America Incorporated.
HAMMER OF JUSTICE, HIGH UP IN THE SKY.
1000 stars just for the name of the company. 10,000 more for the song. Need something broken in Japan? Why would you call anyone else?
|Pie Boy |
If these guys ever go under, there is no justice in the world.
Highly quotable. "Doesnt this YUMBO go into an eye?"
"Wood and bricks, we'll unfix, for a low expense!"
Awesome. ALso the most coherent sensible english in all of it.
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