"Eat fresh!"

He doesn't chastize the predators for their behavior, just for getting caught.

He began and ended his Subway career for the same reason: trying to fit into smaller pants.

I haven't had cable in years. Does VH1 still do the thing of random famous people commenting on a thing?

Also, fun fact, they cut the rest of what Jared said. "I mean, they don't even think about going to Thailand, or just staying at home with videos of naked children on their computers, where they'll never get caught."

Was this before or after his charity director got busted? I can't think of any other reason why VH1 wanted to ask the commercial sandwich guy, of all people, for his input on predator sting operations on television, of all things.