Introduces himself to the marriage counselor: "Bond, James Bond."

Who said witch house was dead?

Mission Status: Incomplete.

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For me, the yelling would have been accompanied by the sounds of "Pitfall!" on the Atari 2600.

On a dark personal note, I developed the theory that some people must get some form of pleasure from shouting matches. I know high emotions trigger the release of dopamine and other brain juices. I guess it's easy to get addicted to that.

It's the only explanation I can find for why they would do it almost every god-damned night for years and years. They never settled anything. They always argued about the same few things.

It never turned physical. They just screamed and yelled at each other while my little sister and I huddled in my room trying not to listen.