I especially love that he tells the little butterchubs to go online for IDEAS on HOW TO PLAY.

BUT NOT TOO MUCH *WINK* *FAAARRRT*

It's sad that it takes Dreamworks and Shrek to get kids to go out and play.

It's sad that they think Shrek will help because the little butterballs RELATE to him.

So how long until we get a Bizarro "Cat in the Hat" type children's book wherein two kids are stuck outside on a sunny day and need help because they have no earthly idea how to pass the time?

They're never going to listen to you if you don't respect their intelligence. Didn't you people learn anything from the 80's and weed?