Here's the link to his u4prez page. I have a hard time believing he's only 37.
http://www.u4prez.com/index.php?do=rate&act=profile&user_id=36 2

This guy is good, but Turtle-Zombie-Boy already has my vote. Bonus star for the hideous (awesome) midi soundtrack

Why do I suddenly want to emulate every single detail of this man, including his smoking habit?

I really want to hear his plan to eliminate prejudice. I hope it has pie charts!