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Well that was weird.
Take an already cringe inducing concept and elevate it to...wow.
This is one of those comic book adaptations made by someone who has nothing but contempt for comic books, isn't it.
this show had their first previews, closed down, fired the creator and hired a writer of the comic book to retool it as much as possible so, yes
The injury list is insane. It lost $60m. They hired Bono to write lyrics where he rhymed the word "above" three times in a row. I'm lovin' it.
Oh and the Green Goblin has a dog dick.
Wut?
Roar vs Turn Off the Dark for cast injury record.
I saw this show with some free passes. Spiderman got stuck on a piece of skyscraper set, and a bunch of stagehands with poles came out to prod him off.
Sounds like it was worth seeing for what sounds like a golden age Simpsons joke come to life.
5
IN THIS SONG THE SPIDER SINGS TO PETER
Seriously? How hard is it to fuck up Newsies but they’re also superheroes.
To be fair, "Peter Pan" and "Peter Parker" aren't too many lexical operations apart. 5 for just-plain horribleness
The audience likes it. Stop hating cool stuff.
Dude, are you on some new meds or something?
"Looks like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all!"
Apparently the lyrics were written by someone whose only knowledge of Spider-Man is what color his costume is.